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</div><div style="font-family: inherit; text-align: center;"></div><a href="" name="more"></a>BOY : May I hold your hand? 
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. 
 
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!  
BOY : You love me... 
 
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??  
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? 
 
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.  
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple 
 
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.  
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? 
 
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!  
GIRL : How soon?? 
 
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!  
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? 
 
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??  
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. 
 
MAN : You remind me of the sea.  
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? 
MAN : NO, because you make me sick. 
 
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.  
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes 
out of the mouth. 
 
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,  
Peter? 
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 
 
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1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"  
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday". 
 
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"  
Pupil : "The moon". 
Teacher : "Why?" 
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun 
gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it". 
 
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when  
people are no longer interested?" 
Pupil : "A teacher". 
 
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"  
Customer : "What other colors do you have?" 
 
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called  
current affairs. 
 
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"  
Sam : "It's a family tradition". 
Teacher : "What do you mean?" 
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". 
Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman". 
 
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"  
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's 
performance repeated". 
 
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and  
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" 
Student : "Brotherly love". 
 
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"  
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook". 
 
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"  
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of 
ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've 
treated. The others all died". 
 
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"  
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day 
and at the same time." 
 
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's  
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. 
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" 
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</div>1.BUSINESS MAN:-BELOW AVG FARE 
MAHESH CARRIED THE WHOLE FILM ON HIS SHOULDERS..ONE MAN SHOW...2ND HALF MAY DISSAPPOINT..SONGS AND DIALOGUES ARE A MAJOR PLUS...COMEDY IS AT MINIMUM 
 
2.BODYGAURD:-ABV AVG-AVG 
FAMILIES WILL EASILY GET ATTRACTED..CLIMAX WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF THE MOVIE...COMEDY AND SONGS ARE A BIG PLUS 
 
3.NIPPU:-FLOP-DISASTER 
DISASTER WRITTEN ALL OVER THE FILM...SANKRANTHI RACE LO UNNA ANNI CINEMALO KALLA WORST TALK CARRY CHESTHUNDHI 
 
4.POOLA RANGADU:-SURPRISE WINNER...HIT 
COMEDY,GOOD STORY,PERFORMANCES,DANCES PLUS..ANTUNNARU..SANKRANTHI SURPRISE WINNER AYYE CHANCES CHAALA PUSHKALANGA UNNAI.... 
 
5.ADHINAYAKUDU:-BELOW AVG-AVG 
OLD CHARECTER LO UNNANTHA VARAKU CINEMA JUST PARLEDHANTA YOUTH CHARECTER START AYYINPPATI NUNCHI MARO PVC ANTUNNARU 
 
6.MR.NOKIA:-ABV AVG 
MUSIC,DANCES,COMEDY...PERFORMANCES,STYLISH MOVIE.......AVG TO ABV AVG FARE....... 
 
7.ISHQ:-ABV AVG 
COME BACK FILM FOR NITHIN,MUSIC CAMERA WORK BY P.C.SREERAM EXTRA ORDINARY ANTA.. 
 
8.ENDHUKANTEY PREMANTA:-SUPER HIT 
TAMANNA,RAM PAIR SUPERB;MUSIC BY GV SUPER UNDANTA...SURE SHOT HIT ANTUNNARU... 
 
MOVIES TO WATCH OUT FOR:-BUSINESSMAN(FOR MAHESH); POOLARANGADU; MR.NOKIA, ISHQ, ENDUKANTEY PREMANTA 
 
DISCLAIMER:-NOT TO INSULT ANYBODIES PREDICTION.. 
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